The Rotten Beef Blog

17-year-old Tennis Babe Simona Halep hates her big boobs. She says they are a disadvantage to her and has vowed to have a reduction later this year to reduce the 34DD’s.

This has guys the world over in a panic. “She cannot remove this natural beauty”, “It would be a crime to have such an operation done”.

The 5ft 5in Romanian tennis player, ranked 317th in the world, hopes to play at Wimbeldon an she wants to increase her comfort level so she can react a little more quickly.

Have some fun with her honkers here and sign the online petition to preserve these natural beauties.

34DD is way to big for her to play tennis comfortably.

Well, not really. That is if you don’t mind a small, slender-bodied, 6-10 inch black bodied orange ring around the neck and underside Diadophis punctatus punctatus in your swimming hole.

Hey, who didn’t see this one coming? According to a news report filed late yesterday, The family of a woman mauled by a chimpanzee filed a lawsuit seeking $50 million in damages against the primate’s owner, saying she was negligent and reckless for lacking the ability to control “a wild animal with violent propensities.”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this pathetic excuse for something we call society is just too fucking sue crazy!

You have to feel bad for the woman who was attacked by the chimpanzee, but come on, do you really believe it was because the woman had a “new” hairdo? And “$50 million in damages”? Don’t you think she also knew well beforehand that the chimp could one day go “ape shit” on some one?

Kind of makes you want to stay in the house and lock the doors, doesn’t it?

Gives us all something to think about

It’s no secret that nearly every profession around the globe is feeling the effects of the economic crisis — even prostitution. In Germany, where the world’s oldest profession is legal, prostitutes have created their own version of a stimulus package.

The Pussy Club in Berlin, Germany, has attracted media attention with its flat rate for unlimited food, drink and sex between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. “We’re feeling the economic crisis, too,” said the club manager Stefan.

Incentives at some other clubs are even greater: free shuttle buses, discounts for seniors and taxi drivers. Germany has about 400,000 professional prostitutes.

Taxes on prostitution are an important source of income for some cities. Hamburg has the most famous red-light district in Germany.

European Economic Stimulus

Some people are thick, clueless or just plain dumb. And then there are those that just dont have their priorities in order. Guess now we know where this girl’s priorities lie!  http://news.aol.com/article/pregnant-bank-robber/441358

It’s tough to stay healthy unless you eat right and exercise on a regular basis. Which is exactly what I have been doing for about 1 year now.

My New Years resolution, I actually kept it! I have been walking and riding my bicycle everyday. I feel better, I look better, I’ve even lost a few pounds. Once you get past the idea of the hard work you have to put out, it’s not that bad. I’m really enjoying the “my” time I have for myself when it’s time for exercise.

The fresh air, the sunshine, the animals…and the assholes that have no respect for pedestrians and bicyclists! That’s right, I said NO R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Or should I say common decency or courtesy towards others.

Now the whole time I have been doing my daily exercises, I tend to stay away from the busiest roads and streets. Sometimes I have no choice but to cross them. this is when I am extra careful. But it always seems that there is one driver who is always in a hurry to round the corner while not even bothering to think about who is on the side of the roadway. Having the right of way when the light says I can go should be an indication that drivers need to pay closer attention. Not everyone is as sharp or as quick as you! It just so happens today was an off day for me. Lucky too I guess. I’m going along the same route as I usually do, stopping and checking traffic all around. When all of a sudden, a car appears out of a parking lot and seemed quite hurried. Almost as if they thought I didn’t need to cross the street. Well I did, but didn’t get across as planned. I had to stop short. Slipped off the sidewalk and on the ground. OUCH! The car kept going. Me, it took a minute to shake it off. One car had the decency to stop and ask if I was ok. The idiots on the bus bench just looking at me and chuckling to themselves, well, let’s hope if it happens to you that someone more helpful than you were to me stops to ask if you are ok.

I was pretty banged up, but I seemed to be more concerned about my bike. It was quite a spill. the handlebars were spun around, shifters cracked and scratched. Hand grips torn, pedals scratched and bent and some scratched paint. Guess I was a bit luckier, just some minor scrapes and scratches. And some bruises and back and leg pain. But I got back on and rode home. After all, I was still about 5 miles away and certainly wasn’t going to walk in the shape I was in.

Scraped and Bruised

Moral of the story, eat good, exercise, stay healthy and watch the Morons on the road. they certainly aren’t watching for you.

blog ya later.

Patriot’s QB Tom Brady injured

According to Al Michaels during last night’s Sunday Night Football telecast, New England will workout former Tampa Bay Bucanneer quarterback Chris Simms, presumably today.

Go Daddy can Go F^(k themselves!!!! That’s right, Go Daddy are sorry Mac Daddy Assholes! I’ve been trying for nearly THREE WEEKS to purchase a domain name. For some reason the transactions keep getting cancelled and I have to wait almost a week just to get it released so I can try to purchase it again. After 3 attempts with the Mac Daddy Assholes I went with a hosting reseller of the M D A-holes. The purchase went through relatively smooth last night and I felt relieved I was finally able to secure this domain.

Today I check my email and to my surprise I find the following:

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Dear Mr. xxxxxx,Per your request, the items listed below have been cancelled from your account, 00112233:

If you feel this cancellation has occurred in error or you need further assistance, our support staff is available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week via: Online Support, Email: support@secureserver.net or Phone: 480-624-2500

Please do not reply to this email. Emails sent to this address will not be answered.

Thanks again for being a Web Hosting Animal customer.
Sincerely,
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First some idiot cancels my account (computers don’t push buttons), then they “Thank Me” for being a customer?  WTF?! When I call the number listed to find out what happened I get the standard canned answer “I’ll send an email to the XYZ Dept and have them get back to you in 24-48 hours” No the answer I was looking for! I will not be waiting that long for Mac Daddy A-holes to get back to me! Hopefully in another week when this domain gets released again, I’ll have found a more dependable domain/hosting company to handle my business needs.

Sure you can save some money, but if you want extra time and aggravation, go with the Mac Daddy A-Holes of web hosting.

How sad!

Enough is enough. I mean it’s bad enough that people feel it necessary to talk on their cell phones while driving. Never mind calling to say you’ll be a few minutes late to pick up your child at the daycare or to let your assistant know that your proposal needs to be faxed to your potential future client before the meeting. No, those things don’t matter the important things are stuff like telling your girlfriend that new guy at the gym was so cute. Or letting your buddy know two kegs won’t do for the weekend bash, make it three. THAT is the stuff people find so important talking about on their cell phones while driving in their cars!

What the person was talking about last night on their cell phone while driving, I do not know. Then again I do not care. I can tell you I know for sure it was NOT as important as the procession of fire trucks and ambulances five cars back trying to make it through the intersection but were unable to. Yes, while standing on the corner waiting for the light to change so I could cross the street, I heard a siren. I looked up to see a couple fire trucks and an ambulance trying to make it into the intersection to turn left. People were aware they were there. No mistake about it. You would have had to be deaf and blind to not notice. Cars were stopped on all sides of the intersection. The vehicles in front of the first fire truck started to edge into the intersection slowly. But then the first car stopped! Why? They weren’t moving. 30 seconds go by, then one minute. Another 30 seconds and the first car inched out a bit more. Then I looked to see what the confusion was. The IDIOT in the first car blocking all the others was on their cell phone! WTF?! The are emergency vehicles attempting to get to an obvious emergency and this dumbass plainly was more concerned with wrapping up their phone call.

Don't Drive distracted!

It bothers me when cell phone drivers hold me up from reaching my destination in the allotted time period I set for myself to get there. But this really irritated me! What if they were trying to get to someone I know to help them? What if they were on their way to your place? Those few precious minutes they were held up by the fool on their cell phone driving the car ignoring the emergency vehicles could have made the difference between life and death.

Do us (me, them and yourself if you care) a favor. If you talk on your cell phone, pull off to the side if the call is of a personal nature, or if it is of an important urgent business matter. If you feel you absolutely have to drive and talk at the same time, consider using a hands free device. In the end whether you save yourself or a family members life or even someone you don’t know, it will be well worth it!

Drive safe and drive alert.

It’s a sore subject with a lot of people, except the ones driving the huge SUV’s, but even now reality is starting to sink in for most of them. I’m talking about the ever increasing cost to fuel your vehicle so you can go to work and make more money to fuel your vehicle to go to work to make more money to fuel your vehicle…well you get the idea.

So what are you to do? The gas efficient hybrid cars are flying off the lots after people wait over three to sometimes six months to get one. Cant’s get a hold of one yourself? Your 19 year old beater starting to drain you dry?

I’m beginning to think the Flintstone’s car is looking pretty good right about now. But wait, I don’t think we have to get that desperate just yet. Lately I’ve noticed more and more scooters on the road. Yes, SCOOTERS! Not the kind you had when you were a kid, but the kind that are powered by battery or gas. The are pretty good in size and even quite comfortable. Why I even saw one yesterday that could seat two adults comfortably.

Since I’m still new to the whole scooter thing myself, I did some research. I did an internet search for Which scooter is right for me and found some very good information. If you’re going down the road to the gas pump, but doing it on fumes, consider a smaller two wheel version of transportation. You may be surprised as to how far and fast you can go!